The real reason I quit blogging: Couldn’t post pics.

In Uncategorized on March 9, 2009 at 11:43 pm

And a blog with no pics is . . . no blog at all. But we’ll try again. If it fails, I’ll commit all of you to suicide. You’ll find it obscure and displeasing, just as the experience with no photos coming up was. You know, obscure and displeasing. If that’s a word.

I want to get a crap load of my girlfriends together: Traci, Katy (Perry, oh that’s right), Wendy, MAYBE Terri, Alan (he’ll be the guy mascot) (Eh…then again maybe not. He’s too cute and will steal all the attention away from meh), Cathy (??), Heather (??), Ale, Megan . . . yeah, a lot of them..And just like go on a girls-only-honeymoon!!!!!

This is what the fantasy girls only honey moon would look like, if accomplished.

CRAZY WATER HOUSES by zlg design!

We would subject ourselves to sloth, drunkenness, immodesty, gossip, movies, pillow fights, videos, katy perry karaoke, cooking, and swimming, and loud music, and general lazy drunken fruity drinks insanity! ETC.. And blasting loud club music and inviting the island people to our bash who will then try to sell us weed called Purple Dragon ToeJam.

But I have other stuff to blog about than Maldives, even IF Bardem and Cruz were seen there not long ago, who CARES?*

No, actually, I think I will end on that. Till later when I see you (:

PS I HATE how we have to add pics from our computer files! SO GAY!!

Which reminds me.


Add New Post

In Uncategorized on December 20, 2008 at 3:48 am

Oh, come on, I started this blog on the 6th of December! So I took a week off. …Or…two, whatever, It is all good. I admit that I got really mad at WordPress because I made an awesome post and it just got deleted, slapped off the blogosphere, saturated into the thick skull that is the internet, and it just made me mad with anger and hatred and …just…a lot of turmoil and stuff over WordPress and my adorable baby blog. It was so great. I was having one of those things I get where I love something and I want to share it with you—but I just couldn’t remake it right after I’d made it, because the true perfection of the original post, now lost forever, would have been muddled with hidden emo-hate towards the fact that it was all a waste. All the picture posting…the awesome word-play…All, lost. But me and WP had a few days to regroup and readjust our differences and intellectual un-matchingness (mine being much higher) and, so… in a phrase: I’m back.

I was into Miranda Kerr and Russell Brand’s blossoming careers (ok I was just interested in them), still into the latter, but right now I am kind of interested in artsy cinematography, much like, The Spirit, by that guy who made Sin City. I love the muddled colors stressing to get out and the main red theme streaking through it. I mean, don’t you?! Isn’t it just fun?! I wonder how cool that would be to make. Something about me: I kind of want to be a Comp Nerd. Like, but who knows.

So, let’s have a trailer.

Ugh, gimme a fag, I hope that works.

I didn’t know what it was about until watching that latter one just there. Very interesting. Reminds me of my latest fiancé. Anywho.

Screw the embedding codes WHO IS GOING TO GO SEE IT?!

And who’s taking me with them as their date?? Since Russell Brand doesn’t know we’re engaged? He is, after all, a heterosexual man. Not according to popular belief, but according to me and darn good journalism. 😉

And what’s all this about Anne Hathaway getting nominated by that Actor’s Guild in Rachel Getting Married? Did she get acting chops from Meryl Streep and go all deep, starved artist on us?!

FRESH Off the Runway: The 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Extravaganza…Show ;-)

In Uncategorized on December 4, 2008 at 6:35 am

What a blast! Miami was more than alive tonight as the Fontainebleu Hotel was all a glitter with neon hot pink lights and super bronzed, super bare skin stretching over beautiful glamorous 10 foot models for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret show!! I was so excited, and I thought I was actually going to miss it due to a meeting tonight, and I ACTUALLY thought I was going to have to find some BLANK VHS tape lying around and TAPE it! Old school! No Tivo, gotta pay the rent! But, I ended up not having to go! And I languished in the thought that I could just plop my little 5’4 1/2″ body down on the sofa and watch it like a normal human, messy recording tape-free! And…I did. Usher guest performed and moves better than J.T. even tho he’s older and has fathered a child (not that there was much involved on his part). And it was all together very grand, but ended SO fast! It was like a heart beat and bam it was over!

Yet, I don’t know HOW the organizers do it–it is always somehow more visually satisfying, intriguing, and well-edited than the last show! The guy that edited the models this time was perfect. So, that’s a reminder for next year, —(??), rich Victoria’s Secret director mogul guy, you.

And of course, I had a few favourites. I’ll leave some EYEball candy here for you to gnaw on…er, you know, whatever. Goodnight! xxxooox … X!

Victoria Secret’s Christmas Sexy Time

victorias secret fashion show heidi klum

(ABOVE): Heidi Klum rocked it, biatches. In a big, red, flashy ribbon, might I add.

miranda kerr vs 2008 01

Miranda Kerr, fave Aussie EVA!, rocked it as a beautiful butterfly…with wings;-) I just LOVED this one!

doutzen kroes vs 2008 06

doutzen kroes vs 2008 04

doutzen kroes, our new little angel, looked so pretty<3!! “I want to go to there.” Sorry, just a little quote from 30 Rock. Tina Fey (????) is in my head as I’m watching THIS fashion show? Somethin’s not right there….But I must say, she does have her charms:

See? Not SO off base!

Victoria&rsquo;s Secret 2008 Fashion Show T&amp;A Pictorial

This just in: Arm warmers for winter, and then virtually no clothes! Sure to spread quickly! Go out and get yours!


These two were CUUUTE together. Usher and Adriana the Great.


Wearing this to church sunday. Cover up the neck. It’s sure to be chilly.


Adri sported the 5,000,000 $$$ bra, and quite well. Love the cascading wings. V. clever, team;-)!!

alessandra ambrosio vs 2008 06

Alessandra looks the sex post baby!!! Congrats, girl…On both!!

And the PINK line was so FUN!!!! Go college campuses where we get to dress down like these school kids. Very cool.>>>>


(Upper) my fave fave fave. Leg warmers are BACK baby! (darn it…I was gonna put that in a separate post. Oh well, its out now, and you know!)




<< Just a 2nd reminder that knits are in 😉


Santa baby;-)

Overall, pretty darn fun! Now I’m off to get some beauty sleep. Till next year!

xoxo (again)